Per likes to remind Poldi that he’s much, much taller.

Per likes to remind Poldi that he’s much, much taller.

They love posing with the World Cup and their good friend Mesut.

They love posing with the World Cup and their good friend Mesut.

Poldi likes to take a selfie with Chancellor Merkel and the World Cup, whilst Per chants on his own in the corner of the dressing room.

Poldi likes to take a selfie with Chancellor Merkel and the World Cup, whilst Per chants on his own in the corner of the dressing room.

They like to win the WORLD CUP! Congratulations Per and Poldi.

They like to win the WORLD CUP! Congratulations Per and Poldi.

They like to play in World Cup Finals

They like to play in World Cup Finals

Per likes to strangle ex team mates as Poldi looks on proudly.

Per likes to strangle ex team mates as Poldi looks on proudly.

They like celebrating Per’s 100 caps for Germany. Congratulations BFG!

They like celebrating Per’s 100 caps for Germany. Congratulations BFG!

They like having their picture taken with Chancellor Angela Merkel and their team mates after a 4-0 victory.

They like having their picture taken with Chancellor Angela Merkel and their team mates after a 4-0 victory.

They love to go sailing together in Brazil. Team building for Germany.

They love to go sailing together in Brazil. Team building for Germany.

They like flying to Brazil for the WORLD CUP!

They like flying to Brazil for the WORLD CUP!

They like posing with the FA cup and Mesut.

They like posing with the FA cup and Mesut.

They like standing on steps looking dapper with Giroud, Vermaelen and Ramsey.

They like standing on steps looking dapper with Giroud, Vermaelen and Ramsey.

They like to respond to tweets from mean fans (with Arteta)

They love to play in World Cups.

They love to play in World Cups.

They like showing off their teeth (poor Arteta) in the dressing room with team mates.

They like showing off their teeth (poor Arteta) in the dressing room with team mates.

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